This is where a website will tell you whatever they think you want to hear.  They'll use geeky terms that make it sound like they know what they're talking about.  Terms meant to make you think "Boy they must be good, they can spell Search Engine Optimization".

I just want to build you a website that does what you want it to do, keep it fast, keep it simple and teach you how to use it.  Of course if you'd rather I handle the nerd stuff, I can manage the whole thing too.

But if it makes you feel better  I've thrown up some nerdy web terminology of some of the stuff I do.

  • Working on the redesign of my website with Axe was a pleasure. He knew how to implement everything I wanted, and offered brilliant ideas for my site that I didn’t even know I wanted.

    -Mistress Alex

  • Professional. Reliable. Efficient. Always there for my web needs. My highest recommendations.

    -Eric Pride

  • He is the king of maintenance, he is quick to resolve any technical issues that inevitably occur from time to time.  In short, Axe makes my web life an easy place to live in. With Axe by your side, it's like sipping cocktails from a coconut next to a palm tree. He's that good.

    -Natasha Gornik

  • Working with Axe has been an incredibly easy experience. He is a great listener and really takes time to explain any questions that you my have about the process or technical issues. 

    -Ms Mona Rogers

  • He’s smart, creative, responsive, efficient, and just a good guy all around. I highly recommend him. 

    - MistressAlexNYC

  • Axe is hands down the best web designer I have ever worked with. He created both of my sites and made it painless and brought some great ideas to the table. Like actual good creative visual ideas that work well for my brand.

    -Natasha Gornik

  • Axe is someone who understands how to build professional kink and lifestyle websites. We have worked together for years. 

    -Eric Pride

  • Many web designers have a bad rep for being unreliable or difficult to work with but I can assure you that Axe is not or of them. I give him four high fives and one on the back hand side.

    -Ms Mona Rogers

Dirty Web Works

Dirty Web Works

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